For those of you in the know I’ve been playing squash for about 5 years now, pretty much once a week.

About a year ago I changed squash partners after my friend did in his knee, I now play with someone with a tennis swing and who’s managed to hit me in the neck with the ball when we’re side by side.

This has made me flinch whenever I serve and the ball is on his forehand… and made me think about buying some eye protection for about a year now.

So today… finally… after so much procrastination…

… I got hit in the left eye with a ball.

Does this eye-patch make me look sexy, me mateys?