RPoL’s ‘friendly’ (if you’re into that kind of thing) portrait editor has just informed me that he’s declined to add the latest portrait submission; a half naked vampire. ┬áRead on if you want more information, and I know you do; apparently this vampire (a male) is ‘standing in a fruity manner, he’s leering at the camera and his left nipple’s pierced’.

We’ll be getting them put onto T-shirts very soon.