{"id":44,"date":"2005-07-01T15:52:12","date_gmt":"2005-07-01T15:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/?p=44"},"modified":"2010-03-15T22:40:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T22:40:36","slug":"staaaaarike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Staaaaarike!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have learnt the secret to ten pin bowling, get full of piss before hand.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I came home king, I do not know how.<\/p>\n<p>Work had a bowling social function on. \u00a0Not only did our team get the highest score for the night but I managed to get the highest score for the night (and a personal best, afaik). \u00a0I have a block of chocolate and a bottle of wine to prove it!<\/p>\n<p>We were also clearly responsible for having the most outrageous fun and lifting the spirits and enjoyment of every one around us, the wet blankets.<\/p>\n<p>It was a damn fine night full of winning and watching asses bowl. \u00a0If only the bottle had been red! (c;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have learnt the secret to ten pin bowling, get full of piss before hand. Tonight I came home king, I do not know how. Work had a bowling social function on. \u00a0Not only did our team get the highest score for the night but I managed to get the highest score for the night [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default-ramblings","tag-me"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grind.rpol.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}