The first thing I’m sure a lot of you will pick up on is how I spell. Besides the Internet mandatory ’school of spastic’. I’m sure a lot of you will notice (that’s the strange thing about math; the larger the demographic the more people you have… or is that the strange thing about demographics?) that I type things like “specialised armour”, not anything weird like “specialized armor”. Call me strange, call me zany, call me a rambling idiot, but that’s the strange thing about the English language; I believe the English, or a predecessor thereof, thought up the damn thing, and I hope they knew how to spell their own funky language.

Mind you, it could just be all due to the kangaroos kicking me in the head.